Andy Cunningham » Funny http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress Musing, Ranting, and What's happening to me Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:08:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 The importance of punctuation. http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/2009/08/19/the-importance-of-punctuation/ http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/2009/08/19/the-importance-of-punctuation/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:53:01 +0000 AndyC http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/?p=724 Version 1:

Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Version 2:
Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria

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’nuff said.

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I’m with Nigella Lawson on this one. Vegetarianism is like exercise. It’s very good if someone else is doing it.

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I can live with being an ubercool nerd god.

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Well, it’s more ironic than anything in that Alanis Morrissette song.

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]]> http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/2009/03/17/if-there-is-a-god-she-must-have-a-sense-of-humour/feed/ 0 Grumpiness http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/2009/01/06/grumpiness/ http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/2009/01/06/grumpiness/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:40:52 +0000 AndyC http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/2009/01/06/grumpiness/ I keep watching various of the “Grumpy” programs on BBC TV.  The problem is that more and more I find myself viewing the “Grumpy Old Men” are more role models than objects of amusement.

I grumble amount young drivers.

I complain about speed camera.

I get annoyed when the gas company tries to sell my electricity.

I’m turning into a grumpy… and I’m proud of it.

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