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The importance of punctuation.

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Version 1:

Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Version 2:
Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria

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The Whiteboard, a vaguely paintball webcomic by “Doc” Nickel

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Coffee!

’nuff said.

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Vegetarians, from the other point of view!

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

I’m with Nigella Lawson on this one. Vegetarianism is like exercise. It’s very good if someone else is doing it.

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My Nerd Test Score

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

NerdTests.com says I'm an Uber Cool Nerd God. Click here to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and write on the nerd forum!

I can live with being an ubercool nerd god.

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A-ha!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Microsoft reveal the website that goes “bing!“

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Words I want to use at work

Monday, April 27th, 2009

I really wish I could get away with using some of these terms at work.

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How to stop global warming

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Well it makes as it pretty obvious that the decline in global piracy is the cause of global warming.

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The definition of irony?

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

When the founder of the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, gets scammed online.

Well, it’s more ironic than anything in that Alanis Morrissette song.

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If there is a god, she must have a sense of humour

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

If the church of England can get a virus, then clearly omnipotence isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

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Grumpiness

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

I keep watching various of the “Grumpy” programs on BBC TV.  The problem is that more and more I find myself viewing the “Grumpy Old Men” are more role models than objects of amusement.

I grumble amount young drivers.

I complain about speed camera.

I get annoyed when the gas company tries to sell my electricity.

I’m turning into a grumpy… and I’m proud of it.

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