Andy Cunningham

Version 1:

Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Version 2:
Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria

Coffee!

’nuff said.

I’m with Nigella Lawson on this one. Vegetarianism is like exercise. It’s very good if someone else is doing it.

I can live with being an ubercool nerd god.

Microsoft reveal the website that goes “bing!“

I really wish I could get away with using some of these terms at work.

Well it makes as it pretty obvious that the decline in global piracy is the cause of global warming.

When the founder of the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, gets scammed online.

Well, it’s more ironic than anything in that Alanis Morrissette song.

If the church of England can get a virus, then clearly omnipotence isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

I keep watching various of the “Grumpy” programs on BBC TV.  The problem is that more and more I find myself viewing the “Grumpy Old Men” are more role models than objects of amusement.

I grumble amount young drivers.

I complain about speed camera.

I get annoyed when the gas company tries to sell my electricity.

I’m turning into a grumpy… and I’m proud of it.