Archive for August, 2009

The importance of punctuation.

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Version 1:

Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Version 2:
Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria

The Dakar Wiring Challenge has begun

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

After the electrics on the Dakar acting up again, major remediation is called for.

This means: if it carries current, isn’t part of the engine loom, and I didn’t put it there, it’s getting replaced!

Phase I – the stuff that’s broken

  • Run new main power feeds from battery II and alternator to …
  • Install new fuse box with relays controlled by…
  • New Ignition Switch controlling main power via relays on new box.
  • Re-wire hazards and indicator lights using existing wiring
  • Wire new side/head light switch to existing wiring

In this phase I’ll pick up the existing wiring fore and aft for the lights.

Phase II – the rest of the existing wiring

  • Wire Internal Light to Dash switch
  • Feed Radio, dash sockets from new fuse board (ACC I)
  • Replace wiring to front and rear lights
  • Re-wire driving and rear work lights to Battery I.
  • New Winch Control to front and repair front winch
  • New Winch Control and power to rear and install rear winch
  • Investigate and fix wiper stop problem.
  • on a related note, install new washer jets and re-wire washer motor to new switch.
  • Tear out anything not connected to the Engine ECU that isn’t my wiring and fix what’s broken.

Phase III – new stuff

  • Install LED/strobe beacons
  • Create new warning light panel to side of existing dash
  • Re-wire Ignition, Oil Pressure, and Main beam switches back to new panel.
  • Wire in a pair of Anderson Power Poles as ACC II to power amateur radio kit while out in the Dakar
  • Install Circuit breaker in parallel with X-charge relay to allow starting from 2nd battery if isolated.
  • Install warning light when second battery in circuit, and when second battery isolated when ignition on.

Yeah, lots of work.

So far I’ve got most of the bits, started to assemble the switch panel harness, fuse/relay box, and ignition switch harness.  Let’s see how this goes.

To give you an idea of the challenge, this is the space under the steering wheel right now:

under_steering

And this is the space for the new switch panel:

dash_w

My that’s a big one!

Monday, August 10th, 2009

Oo-er missus!

100′ Versatower on a trailer, shown fully upright and guyed here with the Disco to scale.   Three hours later it’s flat on the trailer and ready to take “home”.

Disco and M0MAD Tower

Tower behind the Disco

Airport Security, ID cards, and failure all round.

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Overheard at a US airport:

“Excuse me, sir,” said the TSA officer, pointing to the young female, “She does not need to have her ID out, she’s a minor.”

Dad: “How do you know she’s a minor if you don’t look at her ID?”

Meanwhile, Adam Laurie (of hotel safe cracking fame) has proven the new UK ID cards to be a waste of time and tax payers money

I love working in security.  Being good is so easy when there’s this much crap around.

IP address checker

Friday, August 7th, 2009

After being tired of pages of rubbish when trying to double check my IP address, I wrote this little site.

www.IPfor.me.uk

Just the answer you want, and a single line of ads.  I hope it’s useful for others.

Yes, I got it stuck

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

The evidence is here

An interesting bit of driving

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Take a look at this.

I’ve driven up that slope… it’s every bit as steep as it looks. Good fun though!

The Whiteboard, a vaguely paintball webcomic by “Doc” Nickel

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Coffee!

’nuff said.