From “Chase me ladies, I’m in the cavalry”:
“Thousands of anti-smoking inspectors are being trained up at a cost of £30 million ready for July, to be sent out to mingle with carefree pub-goers or diners.
I am offering a reward of £100 to the first person who punches one of these dreadful people on the nose, or £100 towards their legal costs. This is a genuine offer.”
Are you going to help pay medical bills for everyone who gets lung cancer from secondary smoke, too? This is the best thing to happen to British pubs and restaurants since they started serving decent food back in the eighties.