That’s “newly coined words” to the rest of you!
I added a couple of new phrases to my vocabulary today. The first is “Business-Provocative”, from The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary.
Business-provocative [adj.] Work attire that is sexy to the point of being inappropriate. “I see Kim has decided that the dress code for today is business-provocative.”
And the second is gaysted, describing a state of inebriation sufficient to do something that would normally be considered gay (from www.kottke.org). This is a portmanteau of “gay” and “wasted”.