Andy Cunningham

I picked this up from the “Rivers Are Damp” blog. The idea is to pick five quotes from here that you like, and post them.

“A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.”
William Feather (1908 – 1976)

“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.”
Henry Cate VII

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”
Ambrose Bierce (1842 – 1914), The Devil’s Dictionary

“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
Abraham Maslow

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George Burns (1896 – 1996)